The Full Whose Tweet? Prompt List

The everyday stuff. Habits, opinions, small confessions and the things you'd never say out loud at dinner.

1. Post your worst life hack.
2. Describe your Monday in 10 words.
3. Review the last thing you ate like a restaurant critic.
4. Confess a food opinion that would start an argument.
5. Write the first line of your autobiography.
6. Post a weather report for your current mood.
7. What would your phone say about you if it could post?
8. Announce a tiny victory from this week like it's breaking news.
9. Describe your sleep schedule as a sports commentator.
10. Write a one-star review of a household chore.
11. Post the advice you'd give your 12-year-old self.
12. Rename a day of the week and explain why.
13. What is the most overrated thing everyone pretends to love?
14. Describe your dream vacation in exactly one sentence.
15. Post a warning label for yourself.
16. Write a motivational quote that would demotivate everyone.
17. Your houseplant just started posting. What's its first post?
18. Describe the group chat you're in as if it were a nature documentary.
19. Write a terrible slogan for your hometown.
20. Post the thought you had in the shower today.
21. Describe your cooking skills in a job ad.
22. What would your autobiography be called?
23. Write a breakup letter to an app on your phone.
24. Post the excuse you'd use to leave a party early.
25. Tell us your hottest take about breakfast.
26. Describe your last haircut in three emojis and one word.
27. Write a fortune cookie message that's way too specific.
28. What do you secretly judge people for?
29. Post your entrance music and explain the choice.
30. Announce your retirement from something you never started.

Built for team socials, onboarding days and the last 15 minutes of a long meeting. Nobody gets put on the spot about anything personal.

1. Write the subject line of an email nobody wants to open.
2. Describe your ideal meeting in 10 words or fewer.
3. Post an out-of-office reply for a reason that isn't a vacation.
4. Invent a new job title for what you actually do all day.
5. What's the most useful thing you learned at a job that wasn't on the description?
6. Write a company motto for the office kitchen.
7. Describe your desk setup like a real-estate listing.
8. Post a five-word performance review for the office printer.
9. Write a tip for surviving a long video call.
10. What would you put in a time capsule from this team?
11. Pitch a product nobody needs in one sentence.
12. Describe your commute as an action movie trailer.
13. Write the world's least helpful onboarding tip.
14. Name a meeting that could have been an email and give it a title.
15. Post a toast for a coworker's farewell party.
16. Describe your inbox using only weather words.
17. What is your most-used phrase at work?
18. Write a sign for the door of the break room.
19. Announce the launch of a new office rule.
20. Post your honest reaction to the words "quick sync."

Safe for kids, grandparents and holiday tables. Good for ages eight and up, as long as someone helps the younger ones type.

1. What superpower would you choose, and what would you use it for first?
2. Describe your favorite animal like a superhero.
3. Invent a new ice cream flavor and give it a name.
4. What would you do if you were the boss of the house for one day?
5. Write a news headline about our family pet, real or imaginary.
6. Describe your perfect Saturday in one sentence.
7. Invent a holiday and tell us how to celebrate it.
8. If your shoes could talk, what would they complain about?
9. What would you name a pet dragon?
10. Write a rule for a brand-new playground game.
11. Describe this year's family trip, real or made up, in 10 words.
12. What would you put on a pizza if nobody could stop you?
13. Write a thank-you note to the moon.
14. What's the best thing about rainy days?
15. If you opened a shop, what would it sell?
16. Describe your bedroom as if it were a castle.
17. Invent a new sport and explain how to win.
18. What would a cat say about our house?
19. Write the title of a book you'd love to read.
20. Describe your favorite snack without naming it.
21. What would you invent to make chores more fun?
22. Write a weather forecast for a planet you just discovered.